*Child is freaking out about animals escaping from the zoo and eating him*
Me: Don't worry - even if the elephants did escape, they wouldn't want to eat you. Elephants think hay is way more delicious than people.
Kid: Oh, Ok. But people are delicious when they're naked, right?
*Giving our tour at the Baboons*
Kid: Does it hurt more to have a baboon
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